observations

[helikedmyshoes]

• 12:59 Cleaning, laundry, packing...so many things to do! Cannot wait to be in Florida. Someone get me a drink with an umbrella in it. #
• 14:26 And your social life. RT @MLC44 The Doc says no contact sports for three months... There goes my NFL career! #
• 14:58 Ted, the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that’s because they lived them, Ted. #
• 17:59 Umm...I'm bringing 4 pairs of shoes to Florida. I'll be there 5 days. Is that wrong? #
• 18:07 I haven't eaten all day in preparation for a cheeseburger between two grilled cheeses. Coming up: my debut on thisiswhyyourefat.com. #
• 22:13 That's right folks...it's 10:12pm and I am shutting off the light and going to bed. I am old. #

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