textsfromlastnight
Jul. 7th, 2009 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
helikedmyshoes(520): But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
(801): We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
(267): If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
(801): We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
(267): If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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If you have never heard of this website, get your ass over there. www.textsfromlastnight.com
I love my generation.
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I can relate, I'm an epic drunk texter
Date: 2009-07-08 09:11 am (UTC)(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Re: I can relate, I'm an epic drunk texter
Date: 2009-07-09 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-08 07:26 pm (UTC)And you're right, in a century or so people are going to be looking back at all this perfectly preserved data from stuff like text messages and either going "Wow! People in the past were just like us!" or "Holy Crap, our ancestors were batshit insane!"
I suppose they might be going "Blargh Blurrrh Braaaains" but I'd put that as a low order probability.
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-09 02:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-09 03:09 pm (UTC)