Hey there mothers of the world, here's a hot tip: If you want to decrease the chances of your baby girl getting knocked up, just write "I have herpes" across the crotch of all her underwear. Sure, it's not a perfect solution but it stands more of a chance than frikkin ABSTINENCE PANTS!!
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Date: 2008-06-08 06:51 pm (UTC)If you want to decrease the chances of your baby girl getting knocked up, just write "I have herpes" across the crotch of all her underwear. Sure, it's not a perfect solution but it stands more of a chance than frikkin ABSTINENCE PANTS!!