observations

• 10:49 RT @dealsplus: Hey! Retweet this to win a new Apple iPad today. Don't forget to follow @dealsplus. Details here: bit.ly/9aq1Su #
• 11:08 (508): i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream & "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!" nice work dude. #
• 11:10 Re: my last tweet: oh honey, we've all been there. #
• 13:23 The guy at the gym always says "have a good workout" and I always hear "have a good day" and say "you too!" like an idiot. #
• 15:23 I'm glad they called me before showing my apartment today. Reminded me to hide the vibrator again. #

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