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Jun. 13th, 2007 01:18 amI had THE BEST table at work tonight. And, you guys, I really needed it. Work has been horrible lately, slow and full of corporate bullshit that I don't in the least care about.
But I had a party of 8 seated at 2 different tables, and they were out to have a good time and made me laugh and introduced themselves as the Brothers Smith, makers of cough drops, which is a great way to start out, and then kept going. They had me going between the two, telling jokes to get the other table riled up, and started actually paying me $20 a pop to do it! It was awesome. Fluffernutter sandwiches, asking about someone's "scorching hotness," bringing a bowl of whipped cream and cherries over and saying it was for the limo ride home. I was obviously not in on any of the jokes but I had a great time all the same. I haven't laughed like that in a long, long time. I really needed it.
And I also really needed the $160 I made off them.
Captain Turner wishes you all sweet dreams.
But I had a party of 8 seated at 2 different tables, and they were out to have a good time and made me laugh and introduced themselves as the Brothers Smith, makers of cough drops, which is a great way to start out, and then kept going. They had me going between the two, telling jokes to get the other table riled up, and started actually paying me $20 a pop to do it! It was awesome. Fluffernutter sandwiches, asking about someone's "scorching hotness," bringing a bowl of whipped cream and cherries over and saying it was for the limo ride home. I was obviously not in on any of the jokes but I had a great time all the same. I haven't laughed like that in a long, long time. I really needed it.
And I also really needed the $160 I made off them.
Captain Turner wishes you all sweet dreams.
