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[helikedmyshoes]

(918): Five things that make you perfect. Go.
(1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

- from textsfromlastnight.com

Brilliant.

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[hexapuma.livejournal.com]

(416): I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
(1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u

Now if that was from Japan then fair enough, but the US?