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helikedmyshoes) wrote2009-07-07 09:14 pm
helikedmyshoes) wrote2009-07-07 09:14 pm
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textsfromlastnight
(520): But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
(801): We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
(267): If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
(801): We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
(267): If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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If you have never heard of this website, get your ass over there. www.textsfromlastnight.com
I love my generation.