Hey there mothers of the world, here's a hot tip: If you want to decrease the chances of your baby girl getting knocked up, just write "I have herpes" across the crotch of all her underwear. Sure, it's not a perfect solution but it stands more of a chance than frikkin ABSTINENCE PANTS!!
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"Replacement for the chastity belt," it is not.
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If you want to decrease the chances of your baby girl getting knocked up, just write "I have herpes" across the crotch of all her underwear. Sure, it's not a perfect solution but it stands more of a chance than frikkin ABSTINENCE PANTS!!
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Um....
They sold them at Strawberry, I thought they were funny.
And I teach dance to little children while wearing them.