La la.

I am addicted to ohnotheydidnt and I am not ashamed.

Especially when it gives me gems like this.


JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" Simpson also volunteered that he modified the part Ashlee will play in an upcoming movie, "Wannabe." In the original script, Ashlee's character was gay. "I changed it," Simpson says. "It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian,' and I'm like, 'That's true, but not her first role.' She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."


I saw her episode of Driven. He is one sick fuck.

Time to wrap presents.

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Finally getting a chance to see the pilot of Lost...damn, it's making me queasy.

Why do they have to show a Star Wars preview? Now I want to watch THAT...

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Okay, you all always rave and fall all over yourselves to congratulate Lost on its amazingness, and you always made me jealous because I either wasn't home or forgot to tape/watch/ogle.

Thank God they played the pilot tonight so I wasn't completely lost [haha], because DAMN. That was some good TV.

And the Alias preview? SO FUCKING HOT. That song, and the way they cut it together...so good. I can't wait.